Notes from Fanfiction.com-

A story description:

"A Sidhe knight, who has turned from hero to villain without any clue how that happened, and a Kinain sorcerer apprentice, who is a wanted man and knows all too well how that happened, gets sent on a mission that is too all appearances suicidal...". (copied ver batim)

I find this endlessly amusing. It's all in the wording. I imagine the fairy knight, in bright armour with blues, oranges, and purples bespeckling it everywhere. He's riding his horse cheerfully down the road, birds chirping cheerfully, and there's one of those suns with the mirrored shades and a tiny thumbs up hand.

Then *POP* he's in town, lightening and dark swirling miasma everywhere, burning an orphanage and laughing his ass off. After all, he had no clue how this happened.

And then the kinain sorcerer is holed up in his evil hovel, with the police telling him to come out with his magic fire spewing hands up. How did he become a wanted man? Then he looks down at all the burnt corpses in his room. Oh right.

He knew all too well how that happened.

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Heh. I probablly have little word lapses like that too. But oh well. It's still funny.

Bleak Universe
Part VIII



ST: "Welcome back everyone. Here Kelly, this is for you. It's a note that will help start off the story."

OSCAR: "Or it's a loooove note."
KELLY: (blushing) "He wishes!"
OSCAR: "I was just kiddin'. That part's already filled."
KELLY: (suspicious) "What do you mean? Are you trying to-".

ST:(cutting them off) "Anyway- how often do you announce a love note to the whole room?"
OSCAR: "Point."


KELLY: (reading the note and narrowing her eyes) "But what does this MEAN?"
ST: (eyeroll) It means you start doing that, and people can decide what to do then."

AARON: Ok, we're ready. Let's go.
RICK: Agreed.
AARON Ready to rock and roll.. er that is rock in a heavy metal, deep iron kind of-".
ST: "You're trying to make a pun about your Iron Element aren't you."
AARON: (hangs head) "...yes."

ST:"Ok, Kelly are you going to-".
KELLY: (deep breath) "OKAY. I'm gonna do it! I'll do this (holds up paper)."

ST: "Ok. Good. Great. Fabulous. Anyway-".
OSCAR: "Did you just say 'fabulous'? What are we in a gay disco bar in philedelphia?"
AARON: "Whoa. That was specific. Now I'm all suspicious."

ST:"ANYWAY. You were out and about, at the mall or something. And Kelly suddenly takes off."

AARON: "Ok, I'll follow."
RICK: "I will also. Is she perhaps on the trail of something ARCANE and/or MYSTICAL?" (holds up his hand in a sorcerer pose grabbing an imaginary sphere)
ST:"... Why do people always ask me questions I cant answer?"
OSCAR: "Boring. I guess I'll go as well."

ST: "Ok Kelly. You follow the feeling into an alley."
OSCAR: "Man is this starting to sound real promising. Does her "feeling" way a ot of make up?"
KELLY: (reading the note again)"WAIT! I get it! Do I see anything? In the alley I mean? Well? Do I?"
AARON: "Is there anyone in this alley?"
RICK: "I will enter the alley and concentrate. Do I sense any cosmic vibrations?"

ST: "Whoa whoa. One at a time. Kelly: Okok. No it looks empty. AARON: Again, no. RICK: Ok."

OSCAR: I'll peek out the end of the alley and look around. What buildings are next to us?
ST: A closed pet store the left, some sort of fast food place on your right. You can't quite see the sign.
OSCAR: Ok. I'll say, "Ok this is lame. Why'd you lead us here anyway?"
KELLY: "I don't know! There has to be something here, let's look around!"

ST: Rick, are you still concentrating?
RICK: Yes. At the maximum.
ST: You all hear a grinding sound coming from a darkened window on your right.
OSCAR: We see creepy boy concentrating right? I'll go over and shake him. "Hey quit that, you're going to-".

ST: Something that looks like a metallic cart crashes through half through the window. It spills a really hot dark material onto all of you in the alley.
KELLY: What?! That isn't
OSCAR: Wait. What kind of material?
ST: You see little curved yellow things among the dark material. The dark material smells spicy.

OSCAR: Hmm. Yellow curved things? Like shells? And spicy dark material. Like taco meat.
AARON: What? What's going on?
OSCAR: 'What's going on' is Rick just got Taco Bell to crap all over us.


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I'm going a bit Kelly heavy again. She's one of the easiest to write, after all. I should probably give her an actual arc at some point.

In case you didn't notice-I'm trying to incorporate a little of all of the suggestions I got. This one was mostly John's. Excuse me _________'s. I'll do nick's next time.

I should really start another strong plot arc at some point.

Another quick news thingy.

Go here-http://darkduality.smackjeeves.com/

and vote for Dark Duality to see character sketches. Jordan didn't even tell me he had done them :/ I think they look pretty good though. Yah?

I should really update with content. Hmm.