I was just considering an application form box for how to get paid for doing stuff online. And after you choose from a drop down menu, you're supposed to fill in the box that says "payment options". And of course, underneath it is "alternative payment method".

I wonder if it says something about my personality that I was sorely tempted to write,

"Hold up the money at a port city at midnight. A flying lemur will swing by to pick it up."

They probably wouldn't believe me though.