Something Funny.

Fail.

I seem to be making a habit of posting in the first hour of wednesday instead of properly during the day, but I'm afraid that otherwise I'd forget.

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A couple weeks ago I was in the Borders parking lot, and I saw something written in chalk. It look like it said "Fuck work", and there was some sort of smudged square next to it.

A week or two later, I saw that the spot had been cleaned up, and written again more clearly.

I now saw that it read:

"Fuck the World". And below, there was a 'tag' signature. It's hard to do on here, but it was something like this:
_____ _____
TO___X___IC

With the X very large, and the end of each of the four points of the X was extended so that it completely covers the other letters from top and bottom.

Hopefully you get the idea. Anyway- I saw that this "Toxic" fellow had freshened his nihilistic piece of chalky art recently. He seems to take his little soapbox, parking lot sermon pretty seriously.

This knowledge goes straight to feeding my sense of impish mischief, of course. The first thing I thought of, was getting a piece of chalk of my own, and finding another piece of parking lot real estate: perhaps further up.

Then I would take care to look in one direction, and then the other, to be certain no one was watching. After which, with no small amount of impish glee, I would write:

"I wuv my wittle bunny hop-hops" and then proceed to solemnly sign it-

_____ _____
TO___X___IC

With his same tag symbol.

So if I'm found dead sometime in the future with a gangster style shot in the back of my head, you'll know what happened.

In case of this, here's the epitaph you should use-

"So worth it".