Plucked from Craig's List-

"I am looking to join a group of people who are interested in developing their psychic skills. I am looking for other old souls...people that are already spiritually aware and vibrate at a high frequency."

It took me quite a while to stop laughing after reading this. Not only does it appeal to people who want to develop psychic abilities (worded in such a way to make it clear you are DEVELOPING them, since of course, you already have them), but VIBRATE at HIGH FREQUENCY? Really?

I mean thank god they finally came up with a support group for that.

I mean, sheesh. I can't pick up solid objects without them shivering right through me half the time. Dog's bark at me wherever i go from the high frequency vibrations i give off.

I bet you all know someone who vibrates at high frequency. They get that pained look on their face and then start shaking all over. When you inquire what's wrong they might reply-

"Shh, I'm vibrating..."
This may ellicit a confused inquiry. TO which they will reply-

"At high frequency."

"Ohhhh." You might exclaim, finally satisfied and secure in your knowledge.