I hate it when copy editors send me notes like "Please edit for clarity and proofread". OK, so i missed something. But wait a minute-"please edit"? Isn't that YOUR job? What exactly do you do again? Man I wish I could just point at things and say "fix this". I should start a television repair company that just sends broken TVs back to their owners with sticky notes on them that say "This is broken, I suggest you fix it".

You out-lazied me. Well done sir.