Awesome English translation quotes-

"You cannot run away from extreme strike sensation." (-"Rakion" ad, an online video game).

This sounds like it could be a threat. Or maybe a come-on? I'm not sure.

"In fact, that there are plenty of people who have wilf like base arrangement in the process of dna antidoting, is found in 2010..." ("Wolf team" ad, another online game.)

I love how that second one makes it seem like they're picking up in the middle of a conversation you've never had. What? Don't you remember asking about 'Wilf-like' people? I'm sure you did...