Ah right, it's wednesday again, I forgot.
I just watched a commercial that had an old lady in a laundramat misunderstand a sales pitch about "eating 5 dollars" by popping a 5 dollar bill in her mouth.
A close inspection of the commercial reveals the line "Dramatization, do not attempt" in small text below.
I find the very fact that they feel they need that line to be highly hilarious. Across the nation kids are choking on 5 dollar bills, dreaming of lawsuits.
They should do that in movies. Like when Palpatine electrocutes everyone with magic lightning (DRAMATIZATION: DO NOT ATTEMPT)
The real question is, why are you not trying to sue Lucasarts right now for trying to force lightning someone and falling out of a window, spraining your ankle?
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UPDATE-
Per request, here's the link to the commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVK3eWjeOLk