Mitch's Crazy Sports Plays!

I've got 2 so far. I did what i could to confirm that these are actually legal, but it's possible that there may be something I missed- if so you may have to try it in a Rec club, or like little league or something. Haha.

Football

"The Boston Masacre"

This one was named by someone else after me at college in Pennsylvania, since it was like amazing that I was from Boston.

This is how it works. This would have to be practiced a lot, but you could easily catch an opposing defense with their pants down, so to speak. Everyone lines up per normal. You'll need at least 2 wide recievers wandering around behind the line. What happens is, one of the reciever starts on the line, the QB begins reading off the play, RECIEVER A moves back around behind the line like he's going to try running a psot on the other side or something. He runs that way, runs thath way... and runs STRAIGHT OUT OF BOUNDS. At the same time, RECIEVER SUBSTITUTE runs on the field at the exact INSTANT the QB says "HIKE" . You'd have to practice that. Then RC runs on the inside. He should be wide open. Chances are good that the guy covering RA will like run out of bounds in his confusion, perhaps right into a Gatorade Basin too, which is good for extra hilarity points.


I had another really stupid idea that would never work about baseball too. Involving peopel dressing up in catcher gear and standing in front of the plate to repel base hits. haha.




Taking a rest from bleak universe I think. Maybe just a day or two, maybe more i dunno. But i think i got so far ahead of everyone that they aren't interested in reading anymore. :shrug:

Anyway