Bleak Universe
Part 3 (some more)
OSCAR: Oh, nothing-no one. Just hurry up with your door opening duty.
KELLY: Oh. Okay. But wait- I thought I already did that
ST: No, um- I was waiting for everyone else to-
OSCAR: Basically, you pussed out.
ST: AARON?
OSCAR: What? WHy are you? (he turns to look at Aaron just in time for-)
(AARON hits OSCAR in the head with a pillow)
ST: Thank you. Much appreciated.
OSCAR: MMf! Stop that.
AARON: Glad to help.
ST: ANYWAY- go ahead Kelly.
KELLY: Oh. Okay.
ST:...
KELLY: So what am I doing?
AARON: I'll go up there with her. I'll check out this building as best I can, taking (he looks at Kelly's character sheet) "Cutesy Bear" with me.
OSCAR:I wonder where THEY"RE going.
RICK: Sexual intercourse?
(Everyone looks at him in surprise)
OSCAR:(he finally laughs) That was so retarded, it was awesome.
RICK: (bows)
OSCAR: Wow. So you can take a joke. I'm impressed.
Rick: Why thank you, I-
ST: Yes, we're all in awe of your ability to disrupt my story with lewd comments. Now, continuing on...
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AHahahah. That one was kind of a one hit wonder. But I enjoyed it. Anyway-
Tenth Bleak Universe episode! WOOOO. Here's to at least ten more! (my ambitions are intimidating I know)
It's come to my attention that I should make things more "interactive". So here's your crazy interactive thingy for today- How should I attract an artist?
Pastel chalks?
Seductively dump paint outside my apartment? Haha.
Really though-I guess I'll wait until I feel like I get to a decent stage of character development/plot and am approaching funny-vana, so to speak. Then I'll fix up all the old chapters as best I can (they were all written spur of the moment after all), then maybe i'll go-a-fishing, if the material seems good enough to warrant that. Until then, and even if I never actually do that, it's good practice. PLus I think It's actually starting to feel more natural. If I find an artist, awesome. At that point, I'd probablly rewrite a lot of the old material.But, if not, well soldier on I guess.
If I do end up with an artist- I have this silly idea for what we could do that would make it far different than ALL the other fake rpg stories, visually as well as story-wise. Hehe. Anyhoo. 'Til next time, adieu.
::exits, chased by bear::
(just kidding. This is my all time favorite Shakespeare stage direction. It's in "A Winter's Tale"
(the next one should be much longer, hopefully finishing part III)
posted by Mitch @ 1:21 AM
5 Comments:
How to attract an artist: resurrect the Mitch beard, use spray paint for deodorant, and blast emo music into the surrounding region at night. Maybe dress like Apollo too? I dunno.
Haha. This is an artist nick, not an emo band.
Same thing.
:P
To answer your previous questions, you're stories are amusing, probably could use a bit of tightening up before going to comic form.
I'm not living with Tim anymore, I moved out right around when he got married...
To attract an artist, walk around with a apple laptop a lot (stereotype alert!), and get some tattoos (ditto!)
No Mitch beard? Sad.
Heh that's actually exactly what i said in a previous comment. I have some cool ideas too. In this form i'm just experimenting.
Haha, but i mean, it's not like I'd be the first webcomic to not have a whole lot of polish in the beginning. But yeah if I like where this actually goes, i'll rewrite it like crazy before seeing if i can find someone dumb enough to team up with me.
Hey I shaved off that thing like sophmore year.
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