Bleak Universe
Part V

ST: Ok, so are you going to follow the broken cars?
OSCAR: Yeah.
RICK: I cannot but think our time may be better spent elsewhere, like investigating our siblings disappearances and apparent capture, in addition to the apparent involvement of Aaron's fraternal unit?
AARON: "Fraternal unit"? (looks at ST) Do i have a robot and no one told me? Cuz that would be TOTALLY not fair.
OSCAR: And "Cannot but think?" There's no way that's right.

(RICK sits down and sulks,a cloud settling over him)
ROGER: Alright whatever. I'll show up and say...
ST: Show up? What randomly? In your magical flying helicopter? With its fairy radar system that always knows where everyone is?
ROGER: Whatever. Yeah that. so anyway- "So can you tell me what happened?"
OSCAR: "Well, basically after you, me and "Penumbra"(motioning at Rick) got to the crazy jewish guy's house they fought a giant rock cat thing, and then, we opened the door and fell through the floor which apparently hadn't been closed up enough, then vomits-like-crazy went off somewhere too...vomit like crazy, and we were stuck to wander around aimlessly in the dark and grope eachother, as the case may be (side-glance at AARON) Until we found a tunnel out, and I found a secret stash, (aside to ROGER)I told everyone i had to take a leak)and found a magic crab thing. Then we followed the tunnel up and it emptied into the bathroom of this bar, well except for you, since you were off on your magical helicopter ride. Then, here we are, chasing huge crabs that defended us from drooling hicks who talk like they freebase morphine.
ROGER: Oh. Well obviously I would've figured that out on my own.
OSCAR: Ok. Next time you can tell me what happened. How was your magical 'copter ride?
ROGER: Wonderful. I stocked 453 containers of Black Pepper.