Bleak Universe
Part V

ST: "Hhh-What in the hell?"
AARON: "Haha! Yeah, get him crabby!"
OSCAR: "Crabby?"
AARON: "Sure, why not?"
ST The Monster crab-
AARON: ...crabby
OSCAR: His name is not "Crabby"
ST: Whatever. (rolls dice) THe crab grabs baldie with one monster claw, and tosses him over the bar counter into some glasses beyond- *CRASH!*
ST:There are 4 other "ruffians" in here. One of them charges the monster Crab with a knife.
OSCAR: Watch out, Crabster!
ST: The guy stabs him with his knife, but it only sinks a short way before bending.
RICK: Really? Is that knife not steel? It's toughness factor should be well above that of the shell of a Crustacean class of Anthropod
AARON : (whispers to OSCAR) Normal people translation?
OSCAR (whispering back) A knife should *uck up a crabshell.
AARON: Oh ok.
ST: Monster Form makes all attributes "grow in proportion to size, both in height/width, but also in quality".
OSCAR: AWesome.
ST: "Yew freak! Weey'll keel yew and yer abomination in th'name a'GAWD"
OSCAR: Man do you sound retarded. "Cut off his head, crabster!"
ST: 'Crabster' tries to grab Bar-thug number 2, but the other 3 all jump on his back. He makes a sound like a killer whale gurgling and jumps through the bar window.
RICK: I will recover from my prone position and approach the rest of the group.
AARON: Hey there, mate. That crab there sure saved your life.
RICK: Why did you not come to my assitance?
AARON;(aside)"I was rooting for you though. KNow that (puts both of his fingers up in the copied mannerisms of you-know-who)
ST: Ok, as you're talking you hear...

(Roger walks in)
ROGER: Hey hey hey, what's goin on? Mick is with me, he's just gettin his character sheets from the car.
OSCAR: Hey man. You're just in time to help me get back my stuffed animal.
ROGER: Your stuffed animal? Why where is it?
OSCAR: Oh its running down the street
ST: You hear the sounds of loud metallic crashes, shattering glass, and screams.
OSCAR: ANd it's throwing cars.
ROGER: You're stuffed animal?!? There are sooo many things wrong with that.
OSCAR: Well, it is 15 feet tall.
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This one's for all you "crab brothers" out there (as it was described to me)
Haha I hoped you all like the interaction stuff. My way of sayin thanks for readin thus far. Maybe ill do another one sometime way down the road. Or if i actually get more readers, lol. Don't want to over do them though, or they'll seem less special :)