Friday, October 13, 2006

Bleak Universe
Part V

AARON: New magic item? You found one in there?
OSCAR: Yeah, it was in some storage room under ground. I don't even know how it works...
ST:When you're in a dangerous situation, the Incarnae inside the item becomes active, and you can feel how to activate it. (ST shows OScar a page int he book) That's what you have, and that's how you activate it.
OSCAR: Ok, damn that's a weird one. Is cotton really an element?
ST (shrugs) I guess, i twas a supplemental element in the back. One of the rarer ones.
OSCAR: I'm having trouble seeing how this is going to help. But well...
ST:: Rick is in trouble and you need to help him?
OSCAR: Oh right that. But mostly, I'm bored. ANd i want to see what this does.
ST: Speaking of which, (rolls dice) Ok take 1 more moderate damage Rick. As soon as you get up.
RICK: I will spend this turn using "Lotus Evasion" that means that victories scored against me...
ST: Yeah ok i get it. Oscar, you're turn.
OSCAR: Ok. (turning to AARON) I pull out a stuffed animal. It's a red crap like the size of my palm.
AARON: HOw is that going to help?
OSCAR: I think i get it. Watch this.
OSCAR: Ok i'll put it on the floor, then call out the activation: "Cotton Element, Tier 5: Enliven the Artifice!"
ST: OK, the crab changes in form, it's outershell hardens and looks real. It's about a foot tall. It isn't a real crab, it just has the hard shell and pinchers of one on the outside. You can still see cotton coming out of it, so it's harder to actually hurt since it would just like squish a little if you got through, and wouldn't tear easy.It skitters sideways across the floor and blows bubbles.
AARON: Wow, that's totally fearsome Oscar. Cotton element mages are sooo amazing. Also, that's SARCASM mate.
ST: The bar people stop beating up rich with baseball bats and turn toward the crab. "HAR HAR! You brought yer little animal 'ere, eh? Watch this, we'll cruch him like a bug!"
ST: Baldie runs forward and makes to stomp on the crab.
OSCAR: I'm not done yet asshole! "Cotton Element Technique 5-E- MONSTER FORM!"
ST: The crab grows about 15 times, so it goes from about a foot tall, to 15 feet tall. It's pinchers are now large enough to fit around a human torso.
AARON: Holy SHIT!
ST: That's the last time you'll look down on cotton-mancers, eh?
OSCAR: Look upon my monster crab and PEE YOUR PANTS!

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Ok. Well this is pretty insane. You know, i DID say element is supposed to be an ACTUAL element, but, the people have spoken. Lol. So i'll just do a quick one, to show you all how i'm doing it. You'll have to wait til next time to see what actaully happens.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

best post ever.

6:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, good stuff Mitch. You see, crabs ARE important in literature.

11:39 AM  

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