Bleak Universe

Part VI

KELLY: He KILLED a trick or treater?
OSCAR: (nodding eagerly) In the face. With a baseball bat.
KELLY: WHy?
OSCAR: (helpfully) It was a little girl. She probablly had blonde pigtails
KELLY: Ohhhhhh
OSCAR: And like, a "Helly Kitty" T-Shirt
KELLY: (seeing red) You BASTARD! (hitting MICK in a gimp kind of way) I'll kill you!
MICK: Dude, she was fake anyway, made up! Who cares?! (trying to slide away)
KELLY: I care! You can't kill cute little girls! It's not right, even the idea of it!
OSCAR: So if she were really ugly under that mask.
RICK: Judging from the way the sheet dips over the right hemisphere of her skull, it is likely that 50 percent of her head has caved in, which will liekly result in severe aesthetic deficiencies.

AARON looks at OSCAR
OSCAR: (whisperign) SHe's fugly now.
AARON: (to RICK)DUde, how do you even KNOW that? He never even told us what she looks like!

KELLY is chasing MICK around the room, striking him with a Harry Potter book.

OSCAR: Man, if she gets this worked up about virtual kiddies, just think what would happen if he killed a REAL little girl. SHe'd probablly beat HIS brains in with Harry Potter.
AARON: You're kindof disturbing sometimes.
OSCAR: I try.