Bleak Universe
Part V

OSCAR: Will you just shut up and buy duct tape?
RICH: THis is the second time you have nearly caused our incarceration from authroity officials.
OSCAR: Oh yeah, that was all MY fault.
AARON: Hey, you were the one that went up to them to ask for your artifact back.
OSCAR: Shut up. They asked me who's crab it was, so i told them.
AARON: You forgot to mention the part where the crab was sitting on a dead guy missing his limbs.
OSCAR: Yeah ok, Like they really were going to think i chopped off the guy's limbs with a plushie crab toy.
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feel like jumping ahead a bit.