Bleak Universe
Part VI

ROGER: WHAT?! Whoa whoa, there's no way, you didn't even tell me that i was-
ST: (cupping a hand over his ear)What's that? Let him hit you? You got it!
ROGER: (throwing up his hands)Fine! Whatever, i'll duck ok?
ST: (rolls die, then looks up towards MICK) Nice job mick, the weasel tried to slip out of the way but you nailed him across the room and into a chair. He goes out.
MICK: HELL YEAH!
ROGER (smacking MICK) What are you doin man!? That was ME!
MICK: Wha?
OSCAR: (laughing) He's lying! Finish him off!
MICK: What? **ck This is effed up. So can i **cking see now?
ST: (inching seat backwards) Um, why yes, yes you can.
MICK: Great. Where is this **cker?
ST: Um, he's in the corner, but...
MICK: (interrupting) I'm gonna run up to him, and shove my bat up his *ss! His **cking *ss! You hear me?!
ST:(meekly) Um, I hear you. It's just that your paralyzed from the powder and moving is a bit tricky right...
MICK: *UCK THAT!! I'll fight it off! THIS *ITCH ISN'T GOING TO *UCK WITH ME ANYMORE!
ST:(putting up the storyteller screen so the group can only see his eyes) Oh... ok (rolls one die) Well... You start crawling across the room, as the poison is starting to affect you hard, and...
MICK: (leaping to his feet and picking up a chair) NO! I TOLD YOU, *UCK THAT! RUN ACROSS THE ROOM AND BUST A CHAIR RIGHT INTO HIS CANDY-*SS-

(MICK races across the room, carrying the chair over his head, he trips on something, tumbles over RICK sitting on the ground and launches his chair straight out of a window. There is a shout of surprise and pain from that direction)

OSCAR: Head?
AARON: I can't believe that just happened.
ST: (Jerking to his feet) Who was that?