Monday, November 20, 2006

Bleak Universe
Part VI

ST: Ok, Mick you're at 14 health, Roger, youre at 3.
ROGER: What? 3? How did that happen?
OSCAR: Remember the part wher eyou kept getting smashed in the face? That tends to... Rick, y ou want to take this one?
RICK: Facial trauama has a negative impact on overall phsyiological healthiness.
OSCAR: Yeah, that.
ROGER: I know WHY, dimwit. I just want to know HOW. How is this guy hitting both of us at the same time?
ST: Ok everyone, you all get hit with some sort of powder in your face, that makes you feel sleepy.
MICK: F*CK! I'll keep punching him!
OSCAR: Yeah, that'll make you less tired.
ST: On the good side, the effect from the light is starting to wear off and you're starting to get vision back.

OSCAR: Really? Sweet. It's times like these I wish i had a drum.
ROGER: A drum? But why?
MICK: Again! I'll kick his ass again! Damn isnt he going down yet?
ST: Roger, you get your vision back, and you see that Mick's fist is heading straight for your mouth.

OSCAR: At least it's not heading for the other opening.

(Everyone stops, jaws agape and stares at him)

OSCAR: His...ears?

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