Ok i should prolly go pass out, but quick penuche story first.

Penuche is my dog. He is old and kindof senile. Which of course makes for a large amount of hilarity. I think his vision is starting to get bad. Unfortunately, his hunger hasn't abated at all though.

He was begging for food the other day. So i decided to find out exactly how bad his vision was/strong his hunger was. I took out a butter knife from the drawer and dangeled it over him. He feebly tried to go up on all fours to beg for it. I figured he couldn't see it at that distance. Ok. So i lowered it down to his level.

He immediaately opened his jaws and tried to bite the kitchen knife from out of my hand.

Yikes. I yanked the knife away.

Either his blindness/stupidity have reached unheralded levels or he's developed a taste for kitchen knives.

Though, hey who knows. I mean i've never actually tried it myself.